JakeStrangle99 "The Legend"

WHY!?

Why do all the attractive women live so far away? The women here don’t like Starcraft, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Tetris, Diablo, Reading, History or good tunes! Fricker fracker!

Posted 11 months ago

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Starcraft, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Tetris, Diablo, Reading, History, Music, Women,

I’m funny and I don’t care what you say! I made this because I was in a good mood!

Posted 1 year ago

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girlfriends, woman, women, girls, funny,

For Women: How To Be Attractive

1) Wear a pull-over hoodie with sweats.
2) Put your hair in a ponytail.
3) Go into public without makeup on.
4) Listen to good music.
5) Do “embarrassing” things in public.
6) Be confident.
7) Smile.
8) Have a Lord of the Rings marathon with me.

Posted 1 year ago

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women, girls, attractive,

Awkward Women Are The Best Women.

1) They aren’t afraid to be themselves. They know they’re slightly different and they don’t care.
2) They are willing to try anything because not a lot of things are “to awkward” for them.
3) They usually watch the best films.
4) They ALWAYS have the best smiles.
5) They have that strange way of just making you laugh even though they’ve done nothing.
6) They don’t ever judge you when you act awkward in public. They join you!
7) They are willing to go out into public without makeup on because they don’t care.
8) They will never belittle you because they usually have empathy for how people treat you for being awkward.
9) They are beautiful naturally. And even though they know it, they don’t show it off to everyone.
10) They have the best laughs.

And quite frankly, that’s the truth!